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Wear a Johnson Guard
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Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 26 - Jul 31
Description
Wear a Johnson GuardEvery erection deserves protection. BCV #1737 Each BCV original card is individually numbered and signed by both Baseball Card Vandals, Beau & Bryan Abbott. It's the only one like it in the world, that's for damn sure
that's what it is
I smell bromance
Puberty can be a bitch
Stocking stuffer
He's as cold as the ice he skates on
These guys are runnin' on empty
I hear it's the breast place to live
We want a Pixar not a bell itcher
Gimme a KISS
They even did a sitcom about them in the 90's
Eating cats before at-bats
Getting ready to take them down to the farmer's market
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Exchange/Return Notes
- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
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